February 2012
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The World of Warcraft launcher keeps freezing. And then when I try to close it it freezes my whole computer.
So, basically I can’t play WoW anymore.
If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be...
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apriki replied to your post: Why am I even watching Princess Diaries 2?
chris pine
It’s true.
Why am I even watching Princess Diaries 2?
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My brother brought home a chocolate mousse pie from Longhorn Steakhouse.
Fuck my diet.
I’ve decided I need more nail polish.
Y’all. I got to use the word “burgle” in a paper. I am so excited.
You could probably fry an egg on my constantly overheating laptop.
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Who would you cast as me? →
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lily reacts to kanye
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Reese Witherspoon has this trend.
Of being in movies where at least two men want her.
Because Ryan Phillippe left her.
And then she got landed with some dude no one knows.
And she’s trying to make herself feel wanted?
By multiple attractive guys?
You’re not that hot, Reese, sorry.
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So. Valentine’s Day. I need a date. It will consist of Chinese food, movies, and cheap tequila. Any takers? No? Ok.
I need a site.
That has clothes a cute as modcloth.
But is not as expensive as modcloth.
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valjeanvaljean replied to your post: I hate it when I surprise sneeze while eating.
but then i ate them..
Like a champion.
valjeanvaljean replied to your post: I hate it when I surprise sneeze while eating.
this one time i surprise sneezed while eating noodles and inhaled some and almost died, but then coughed them back up into my noodle cup
valjeanvaljean replied to your post: I hate it when I surprise sneeze while eating.
it was awful
I just sneezed bits of chewed up food onto my laptop.
It was pretty gross.
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I hate it when I surprise sneeze while eating.
I use instagram more than I even get on twitter.
I think something’s wrong with me.
Mystery blood is not okay.
My literature professor quotes Monty Python and Mel Brooks movies. She has made herself my favorite.
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lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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Ugh. I really want an undercut.
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There are only three posts on my dash.
Either tumblr is really fucking up.
Or tumblr savior is working its ass off.
Oh my god.
This little girl on Toddlers and Tiaras.
She dressed like a stripper.
A police-esque stripper.
She’s maybe eight.
This is so wrong.
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